Humorous Scented Candle — "Therapy Was Booked, So I Bought a Candle" (Coconut Apricot Wax, 4oz & 9oz)

Humorous Scented Candle — "Therapy Was Booked, So I Bought a Candle" (Coconut Apricot Wax, 4oz & 9oz)

4oz / Clear / Beachwood
$20.00
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Humorous Scented Candle — "Therapy Was Booked, So I Bought a Candle" (Coconut Apricot Wax, 4oz & 9oz)

Humorous Scented Candle — "Therapy Was Booked, So I Bought a Candle" (Coconut Apricot Wax, 4oz & 9oz)

$20.00
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Therapy Was Booked, So I Bought a Candle

Sometimes help is scheduled.

Sometimes it’s scented.

These hand-poured candles are made in the USA using clean, non-toxic coconut apricot wax and a cotton wick—because while your feelings may be complicated, your candle shouldn’t be. Each one comes in a reusable amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid (elevated, calming, and pretending everything is under control).

Choose from a lineup of carefully curated fragrances that do their part while you wait for your appointment: the crisp reset of Fraser Fir, the cozy reassurance of Cinnamon Chai, the tropical escape of Mango Coconut, the soft sophistication of Cashmere Musk, or the warm, reliable comfort of Vanilla Bean. Feeling overstimulated? Unscentedis available for when even smells feel like too much.

These candles burn cleanly and evenly for hours, gently filling a room without overwhelming it—unlike your thoughts. When the wax is gone, the jar sticks around as a small keepsake for your shelf, counter, or the illusion of organization.

Is it therapy? No.

Is it helping right now? Absolutely.

Product Features

  • Natural coconut apricot wax — colorless, odorless, and non-toxic (unlike stress)
  • Cotton wick and reusable amber or clear glass jar with gold lid
  • Scent options: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, and Unscented
  • Burn time: up to 20 hours (4 oz) or 50 hours (9 oz)
  • Hand-poured in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
  • Free from parabens, phthalates, plastics, and synthetic dyes

Care Instructions (Please Read, We’re Serious)

  • Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn
  • Keep the wax pool clear (yes, debris counts)
  • Always use a sturdy, heat-resistant candle holder
  • Burn in a well-ventilated room for no more than 3 hours at a time
  • Let cool for 2 hours before relighting
  • Never leave a candle unattended—confidence is not fire safety
  • Keep away from children, pets, and questionable decisions
  • Don’t burn all the way down
  • Use a candle snuffer to extinguish (dramatic blowing not recommended)

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