Humorous Scented Candle — "Burn This Before Answering Emails" (Coconut Apricot Wax, 4oz & 9oz)

Burn This Before Answering Emails

Because some messages should never be answered without a moment of calm… and possibly a deep breath.

These soft, clean-burning candles are hand-poured in the USA using natural coconut apricot wax—smooth, non-toxic, and far more grounded than your inbox. Each candle comes in a reusable amber or clear glass jar topped with a warm gold lid (professional on the outside, barely holding it together on the inside) and burns with a gentle, even flame.

Choose a scent that sets the mood before you hit “reply all.” From the crisp reset of Fraser Fir and the cozy reassurance of Cinnamon Chai to the escape-plan energy of Mango Coconut and the “count to ten” calm of Lavender, these thoughtfully layered fragrances soften the atmosphere without overpowering it. Prefer silence? Unscented is available for when even smells feel like too much.

Light one while reading, journaling, soaking in the bath, or staring at your screen deciding whether an email really needs a response. The subtle glow helps steady the moment, and the neutral, minimalist design fits right into cozy, modern, or coastal spaces. When the candle’s done, the recyclable jar sticks around—because good containers deserve second chances.

ASTM safety compliant and finished with a cotton wick, these candles put safety and sustainability first. Your email etiquette, however, is still on you.

Product Features

• Natural coconut apricot wax — non-toxic, colorless, and odorless (unlike stress)
• Burn time: up to 20 hours (4 oz) or 50 hours (9 oz)
• Hand-blended scents: Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, and Unscented
• Reusable amber or clear glass jar with gold lid; cotton wick
• Hand-poured in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates

Care Instructions (Please Don’t Skip This)

• Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn—this matters more than you think
• Keep wax pool clear (yes, pet hair counts)
• Use a sturdy, heat-resistant candle holder
• Burn in a well-ventilated room for no more than 3 hours at a time
• Let cool for 2 hours before relighting
• Never leave a candle unattended—no matter how confident you feel
• Keep away from kids, pets, and flammable life choices
• Don’t burn all the way down
• Use a candle snuffer to extinguish (dramatic blowing not recommended)