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Each candle is poured in the USA with clean, non-toxic coconut apricot wax and a cotton wick—because if you’re spiraling, at least your candle doesn’t have to be toxic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eEvery candle comes in a reusable amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid (fancy, but not \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003etrying too hard\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e). Choose from a lineup of thoughtfully curated scents—like the crisp evergreen of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFraser Fir\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, the cozy comfort of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCinnamon Chai\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, the soft “I’ve got my life together” vibes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCashmere Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, the beach-day optimism of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMango Coconut\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, the warm hug that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eVanilla Bean\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, and more. Feeling overstimulated? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eUnscented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e is available for when you just want fire and silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThese candles burn cleanly for hours, filling your space with good smells and better vibes. 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